Welcome to the official home of the DeadDonk ecosystem. Whether you’re at the table or on the rail, we provide the uniform and the intelligence for the unapologetic poker player. Our mission is simple: we provide the high-quality gear you want to wear and the brutal honesty your bankroll needs. You’re still a donkey—now you’re just a jackass with a plan.

Stop flying blind and start guarding your stack with the DeadDonk Range Guard. Our new mobile utility app replaces “polite” poker tools with pro-grade range data and a heavy dose of reality. Access optimized 100BB strategies, join the Bad-Ass Club for exclusive deep-stack logic, and utilize the “SEND TO THE GRAVE” button to track your punts with custom sound triggers and haptic feedback. It’s a tactical piece of gear designed to keep you from being an ass.

Once you’ve locked in your strategy, dress for the occasion. The DeadDonk merch collection features our signature “DD” streetwear, from beveled tactical tees to the snapbacks you need to hide your “tilt-eyes”. Everything we make—from the app to the apparel—is built with the same industrial “heft” and “Tongue Red” aesthetic. Wear the brand, guard the range, and tag your shame @DeadDonk.